I do not think that this would pass the supermarket censor and make it to the shelves.
It will however taste SO much better than those insipid,tasteless ones that they sell.
Who cares that it is not straight?
To own a bit of ground, to scratch it with a hoe, to plant seeds, and watch the renewal of life - this is the commonest delight of the race, the most satisfactory thing a man can do. - Charles Dudley Warner